Funnies...

sliding into "taboo" territory there Seymore 

Wookie58 wrote:

sliding into "taboo" territory there Seymore 

How's that? Funny political jokes? 🤣


 

Indeed but these things have a habit of growing legs and the "soapbox" replaces the humour

👍 But, not this time...... (I can hope?)

What we say: "Sorry officer, I didn't realize I was going that fast."
What we really mean: "Yes, this IS my personal racetrack."

Good Ridin'
slmjim &Z1BEBE

Blessed are the young, for they shall inherit the national debt.

A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers.

Reality is for people who can't face science fiction.

The cost of feathers has risen...  Now even DOWN is up!


 

Murphy's Fourth Law:
If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong.


 

There was this one time I thought I was wrong.  But I was mistaken.

Good Ridin'
slmjim & Z1BEBE

Quickies 

I saw an online ad: "For Sale - One York Peppermint Patty. Mint Condition."


Sign at a propane filling station: "Thank heaven for little grills."


On the church questionnaire, the elderly lady filled out all but the address; when it came to 'zip,' she wrote, 'Normal for my age.'


A chrysanthemum by any other name would be much easier to spell.


Why is it that whenever we bounce a check, the bank will charge us more of what they already know we don't have?


Ever notice how kids learn to drive a car in no time, but cannot understand the workings of the lawn mower, snow blower, or vacuum cleaner?


 

Bike related
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Blind people don't bungee jump, it scares the dog.

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No! No! Nurse!!! I said "prick his boil"!