Funnies...

Wife: “I want another baby.”
Husband: “That’s a relief, I really don’t like this one either.”

 

At bedtime Biker Bob’ wife said, “Whisper something dirty in my ear.”

“Kitchen.”

Guess who slept on the couch last night.


 

I found pictures of Biker Bob's bike 
Took these shots at a Dragstrip down south in the 80's

Hope it doesn't break down on the road.  It would never fit in the pickup to take it home.  (Even an 8' long bed!)   

sf4t7 , you load it tail first, the front has a wheel, right? Road rated, right?

BTW, these "Biker Bob" jokes are stolen from CL, MC forum... and Biker Bob was a handle used by someone there who posted these. He has since passed. This is all I know...

Street Fighter , where did you get the PICs?

My jaw dropped when this bike club rode in with this bike in the lead. 
The rider  weighed in at 450 ad his vest said Tiny. ( Of Course )
They parked next to our pit and I took these pictures, I'm sure they thought I liked the bike but I was taking the pictures as a OH MY GOD moment .
Fork tubes were doubled in length by screwing two tubes together and then welding them into one piece. 
Stress crack went all the way around the tubes. The deflection of the tubes was crazy while being ridden 
Pictures are a great conversation starter
I can just see Biker Bob motoring down the highway on this scooter
Dave

That picture of the hyper extended front Street fighter reminds me of back when as a kid jammed some galvanized water pipe on the front forks of my Huffy bicycle. That didn't end well, ha. Popped a wheelie and when the front-wheel came down, so did i. Why person's do this stuff is beyond me and surprised we survived to tell the tales! 

My brothers and I did something similar to Clay. Cut the fork lowers off of 2 junk bicycles and hammered them into the forks of my bike. ( original tubes plus 2 extensions per side).   Made for some strange steering for a few days.  Until the lower tubes came free and it dug into the gravel driveway.  Don't know how I ended up with my front teeth still intact after that one...

So just imagine how riding that chopper is / was .
Not Me Brothers
Dave

Don't think I'd want to pull too hard on that front brake lever halfway through a corner!
Kind of surprised to notice it had a front brake to begin with.

Also you would start off a couple bike lengths behind your opponent at the drag strip.....