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02 Jul 2025 05:27 - 02 Jul 2025 06:12
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   slmjim was a Network Analyst with xerox for many years, so this has special meaning for him on many levels.  It's a guy / Tech / motorcycle enthusiast thing. 
   Toner cartridges occasionally made pretty blonds recoil and adopt a protective posture, because they are sometimes long, stiff, tubular things with a small opening at one end that can be suddenly messy if (mis)handled very quickly.
   Could mention something about red bike and redhead with faired big twins all in the same pic, but... must resist... must resist...

 


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Re: Funnies...

08 Jul 2025 17:24
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66polara died on the Interstate today...

Towing services have been provided by AAA.

Preceded in mechanical failure by his parents, 39tseries and 45kingsway, 66 is survived by his wife, 68superbee, one brother 70roadrunner, children 89aires and 92caravan, plus one grandchild 16neon.

His family has requested no parting out. Salvage will be held Friday at Fap’s Restoration, Salvage, and Showroom. Come check out our deals!


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Re: Funnies...

08 Jul 2025 17:25 - 08 Jul 2025 17:27
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...yes please!!!

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Why is it that a dog can't perform an MRI but catscan?

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