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30 Sep 2025 18:02 - 30 Sep 2025 18:03
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Car For Sale...

Awesome commuter car. 1992 VW Golf 5 speed for sale. The mileage is only 14 miles, for real!

Always taken care of and used only in 1st gear and reverse. Tires and
brakes are authentic and have never been replaced.

Buyer must come pick up the car.
Must drive to appreciate!

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30 Sep 2025 18:06
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House in the country .... $1 Million

Three luxury cars .... $150,000

Bring so cheap you turn OFF the heat during a cold Wisconsin winter............ PRICELESS!

Leaving town during a cold Wisconsin winter without turning off the water pipes in your garage ............ MORE THAN PRICELESS!


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30 Sep 2025 22:20 - 30 Sep 2025 22:20
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It's sad how Wile E. Coyote is remembered for his violence, and not for his brilliantly realistic paintings of tunnels...


 
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01 Oct 2025 03:40 - 01 Oct 2025 03:44
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 ...and his innovative problem solving skills   



 
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01 Oct 2025 21:38 - 02 Oct 2025 12:38
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nun is just the letter n doing a somersault...

I had to give up my vegetarian diet... turns out they're a lot harder to catch than cows!

Italian with dementia: "I fuhgoddaboudit !"

 
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02 Oct 2025 12:40
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Thesauruses...


A truck carrying thousands of copies of thesauruses overturned this morning.

Onlookers were stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralyzed, dazed, bewildered, mixed up, surprised, awed, dumbfounded, nonplussed, flabbergasted, astounded, amazed, confounded, astonished, overwhelmed, horrified, numbed, speechless and perplexed...
 
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02 Oct 2025 15:47
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Thesuari ?
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