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This is great!!!
20 May 2009 19:15 - 20 May 2009 19:18
www.gixxer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=226570
It worked a minute ago? Now it works again
1982 KZ 1170 LTD
10.25 to 1 comp
K&N pods
GPZ cams
Vance&Hines pipe with comp baffle
dyna coils and wires
97 Valkyrie Standard
10.25 to 1 comp
K&N pods
GPZ cams
Vance&Hines pipe with comp baffle
dyna coils and wires
97 Valkyrie Standard
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20 May 2009 20:10 - 20 May 2009 20:11
Gas Station Attendant: Can I help you Sir?
Gixxer: Fill it up.
Attendant: Will that be one lump or two?
:laugh:
(kinda feel sorry for this guy...)
Gixxer: Fill it up.
Attendant: Will that be one lump or two?
:laugh:
(kinda feel sorry for this guy...)

Northern Ontario
Zapp: "Kif, I'm feeling the Captain's Itch."
Kif: "I'll get the powder, sir."
Zapp: "Kif, I'm feeling the Captain's Itch."
Kif: "I'll get the powder, sir."
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20 May 2009 21:16
epic failure. hahah
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1979 KZ 1000 1428 dragbike project
1974 kawasaki H1 500 sold
1972 Kawasaki s2 350-parted on ebay
1973 Kawasaki s2 350-parted on ebay
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1978 kz650 hardtail(sold)
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1971 yamaha R5-sold
1982 yamaha xs400
1983 gs1100e
1979 KZ 1000 1428 dragbike project
1974 kawasaki H1 500 sold

1972 Kawasaki s2 350-parted on ebay

1973 Kawasaki s2 350-parted on ebay

1982 kz750(sold)
1978 kz650 hardtail(sold)
1975 honda xl250-sold
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21 May 2009 07:11 - 21 May 2009 07:14
that is very typical when you are given wrong info and you act upon it with out thought or study. by the way the mustang dude has to be one of the stupidest people on the planet that was great. i really like how he tried to make himself appear less stupid by putting it down to not knowing anything about cars like that could excuse his stupidity. always ask if your not sure there are no stupid questions just stupid people.
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I THINK MY POWERBAND BROKE
I THINK MY POWERBAND BROKE
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21 May 2009 07:25
A true story:
A number of years ago (about 1968), one of the secretary's where my dad worked came into the office complaining her car wasn't running right. After a few questions it was determined the car was overheating so they told her to wait until lunchtime, then go and top-off the radiator with water.
That afternoon, my dad saw the lady and asked if she had done what they suggested. She said she had, and dad asked how much water it took - five gallons was the answer! Well, dad knew the car only held about 1-1/2 gallons of coolant at most, so he quizzed her about where she put the water - yes, you guessed it, she had put water into the oil filler (on the rocker cover) and filled the engine with water!
So, after work, my dad and his buddy went out, drained the oil (and LOTS of water) from the crankcase. Re-filled with oil, topped off the radiator, took out the plugs and spun the engine over. Put the plugs back and the lady never had another problem with the car!
Maybe the engine water flush does work!
A number of years ago (about 1968), one of the secretary's where my dad worked came into the office complaining her car wasn't running right. After a few questions it was determined the car was overheating so they told her to wait until lunchtime, then go and top-off the radiator with water.
That afternoon, my dad saw the lady and asked if she had done what they suggested. She said she had, and dad asked how much water it took - five gallons was the answer! Well, dad knew the car only held about 1-1/2 gallons of coolant at most, so he quizzed her about where she put the water - yes, you guessed it, she had put water into the oil filler (on the rocker cover) and filled the engine with water!
So, after work, my dad and his buddy went out, drained the oil (and LOTS of water) from the crankcase. Re-filled with oil, topped off the radiator, took out the plugs and spun the engine over. Put the plugs back and the lady never had another problem with the car!
Maybe the engine water flush does work!
Eric
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1978 KZ650
2000 ZG1000
2006 Suzuki Burgman 650
Newmarket, England (for 3 years)
Pentwater, Michighan (Home)
1978 KZ650
2000 ZG1000
2006 Suzuki Burgman 650
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21 May 2009 19:07
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
These are all so funny :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
These are all so funny :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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21 May 2009 19:36Even the OP is caught up in the frenzy :laugh: . Hey, we've all got our skeletons in the 'cranial dysfunction, what was I thinking' closet (though maybe not to this degree). Gotta' give credit to a guy that can laugh at himself.Thoughts? I just wanna fix my bike. As for the flaming, well it kinda sucked at first but now I'm probably hitting refresh as much as some of you 'cause this shit's funny as hell...assuming I can fix my bike of course I haven't been to any of the other sites. This one's got enough going on

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Zapp: "Kif, I'm feeling the Captain's Itch."
Kif: "I'll get the powder, sir."
Zapp: "Kif, I'm feeling the Captain's Itch."
Kif: "I'll get the powder, sir."
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