bullet to the head

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Re: bullet to the head

17 Sep 2010 14:41
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Taking no chances,
ties a rope to the bridge with noose around his neck,
douses his clothes with gasoline,
holds a loaded pistol to his temple in one hand,
and a lit cigarette lighter in the other hand.

He ignites the gasoline, jumps off the bridge, and pulls the trigger.

He missed,
the bullet shot the rope in two,
and water put out the fire.

If that fellow hadn't been a good swimmer,
he'd have drowned. :cheer:



Good Fortune! :)
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Re: bullet to the head

18 Sep 2010 09:36
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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"JUST IN! A MAN WHO HOLDS THE WORLD RECORD FOR USING THE MOST DRUGS DIES TODAY. HE WAS WAS ATTACKED BY A PACK OF WILD DOGS HE THOUGHT HE SAW"

WHY FART AND WASTE IT, WHEN YOU CAN BURP AND TASTE IT?

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