middleweight sleepers
High 8's to 7's
beer and wings
sexual misconduct
Trichinosis
practice assuming the position
accidental wheelies
dirty minds
spread 'em
...As far as the tickets....Last summer I got nailed and luckily the police officer (a beautiful sleek example of our local law enforcement agency)... saw me pin it coming out of a local coffee shop and came after me. The roads were clear and relatively abandoned so I was checking out some redline shifting.
Well, she caught me about a mile down the road and said she had to do 70 mph to catch me....