Locozuna wrote:
Gathered on the far away exotic beaches of the Wet Sump Islands it only appears in the month of Changes. Scientists have only recently ventured a theory of it's origin. It is believed to be the result of the accidental mating of Sea Turtles and the long tailed desert mouse that sees it's shadow in the moonlight. Muad'Dib.
They say on one night each year 3 drops dripped on a ripe banana at midnight will overnight grow a 50-60 lb gourd shaped like a human ear but tastes like a shop rag or will cure the banana's owner of Foot Mushrooms by doing the appropriate dance on it.
Good Stuff found at most automotive stores.....
I read it was the result of the development teams trying to invent Super Glue after they went out for beer on Friday and ended up making a solvent/lubricant instead.....
