Who wants to be a Cop in France?
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Who wants to be a Cop in France?
02 Mar 2015 10:56
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Re: Who wants to be a Cop in France?
03 Mar 2015 01:24
Nice bikes - gay looking cops
france sucks.
france sucks.
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Re: Who wants to be a Cop in France?
03 Mar 2015 05:30
Always has.
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Re: Who wants to be a Cop in France?
03 Mar 2015 06:13 - 03 Mar 2015 06:25
Who wants to be a motorcycle cop in Alabama? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :woohoo:
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Re: Who wants to be a Cop in France?
03 Mar 2015 06:46
Get it done Reb. :whistle:
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Re: Who wants to be a Cop in France?
03 Mar 2015 08:00Original owner 78 1000 LTD
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03 Mar 2015 08:09 - 03 Mar 2015 08:10Attachment frenchcop.jpg not found
Reportedly happened to an Englishman in France who was totally drunk.
The French policeman stops his car and asks the gentleman if he has been drinking. With great difficulty, the Englishman admits that he has been drinking all day, that his daughter got married in the morning to a French man, and that he drank champagne and a few bottles of wine at the reception and a quite few glasses of single malt there after.
Quite upset, the policeman proceeds to alcotest (breath test) him and asks the Englishman if he knows under French Law why he is going to be arrested.
The Englishman answers with humour: No sir, I do not! But while we're asking questions, do you know that this is a British car and my wife is driving... on the other side???
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Re: Who wants to be a Cop in France?
03 Mar 2015 10:27 - 03 Mar 2015 10:28Zephyrrider wrote: Nice bikes - gay looking cops
france sucks.
......just cause the French have great food, women and wine........no need to bash them :laugh: :silly: :laugh: :silly: :laugh: :silly:
.............and why aren't you looking at the bikes!!!!! :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:
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Re: Who wants to be a Cop in France?
03 Mar 2015 11:50
I'd have a machine gun too if I had to ride a Hog. :whistle:
I like the one about the old man enters France and a rude inspector demands his papers. He says, "the last time I was in France in WW 2, there wasn't any French men around to ask me for my papers. :woohoo:
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I like the one about the old man enters France and a rude inspector demands his papers. He says, "the last time I was in France in WW 2, there wasn't any French men around to ask me for my papers. :woohoo:
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Re: Who wants to be a Cop in France?
03 Mar 2015 12:49swest wrote: I'd have a machine gun too if I had to ride a Hog. :whistle:
I like the one about the old man enters France and a rude inspector demands his papers. He says, "the last time I was in France in WW 2, there wasn't any French men around to ask me for my papers. :woohoo:
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Re: Who wants to be a Cop in France?
03 Mar 2015 13:59
some great laughs there
those cheese eating surrender monkeys bring it all on themselves bluezbike :laugh:
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Re: Who wants to be a Cop in France?
03 Mar 2015 18:46Street Fighter LTD wrote:swest wrote: I'd have a machine gun too if I had to ride a Hog. :whistle:
I like the one about the old man enters France and a rude inspector demands his papers. He says, "the last time I was in France in WW 2, there wasn't any French men around to ask me for my papers. :woohoo:
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